Friday, February 23, 2007
still within safe zone, you?
I feel an overwhelming urge to blog, so bad that i closed all the other browsers just to shift my attention on this sole mission. And then i logged in, and the burning desire died. (insert curse, preferably in Hokkien. Swahili also can, if you know any.)
This is an almost daily routine, actually. But since i'm already here and i've made it thus far, i shall just get on with it and attempt to take up as much cyberspace as blogger allows me to.
Y'know, today i burped. It's a big deal for me, for i don't burp often (and i'm really excited about it!). As you'd have guessed, i'm a Farter. Most people i know are Burpers. Makes me wonder what percentage of the world population are Farters, Burpers and even more amazing - the Farpers or Burters (Farters + Burpers). But what disappointed me was that it was such an unimpressive burp - silent, sudden, so stealthy i didn't see it coming. And as quick as it came, it ended even more quickly. Probably half a second.
Do y'know how long i've waited for a burp since the last one? Considering i burp once every three months, it's a very long wait i must say. In between, i must have had let out about two hundred farts. I'm not being very environmentally-friendly, am i? Sorry ok, i'll try to cut down. I just eat too much onions, i like them very much you see. I also normally shit three times a day but i imagine that's already too much information for you. But if you have irritable bowel syndrome like i assume i have, well, high-5! I know it sucks when you have to run to the toilet practically after every meal, but it beats having constipation and staying in the toilet for hours and nothing productive comes out of it. Hor? But my sympathy goes out to you, people with constipation. Really. And don't forget the oldest advice, drink at least eight glasses of water a day! And get enough fibre intake. It really helps! (=
Okay something different now. Guess what, i have figured out my future (for the umpteenth time in nineteen years, yes i'm aware)! F'course, it may not be the same as the one God has planned and written out in His big book but it seems exciting all the same. I don't know but i'm hoping that if God thinks this isn't such a bad idea after all, He'd do some amendments to my destiny. It's so fun, i tell you! 'Cept that... i can't tell you now. But y'know what, only a naïve optimist like me would come up with such an idea. But it beats being an eternal cynic. Not that there's anything wrong about having some skepticism about certain things, and no offence to non-believers of sorta-happy-endings, but if cynicism serves a function, then it obviously does not do me much good. And surely it doesn't hurt to dream while your feet are still firmly planted on the ground? I do that, but with my hands raised to my face, cupping an invisible bowl. Say a little prayer.
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fara // 20:41
still within safe zone, you?
I feel an overwhelming urge to blog, so bad that i closed all the other browsers just to shift my attention on this sole mission. And then i logged in, and the burning desire died. (insert curse, preferably in Hokkien. Swahili also can, if you know any.)
This is an almost daily routine, actually. But since i'm already here and i've made it thus far, i shall just get on with it and attempt to take up as much cyberspace as blogger allows me to.
Y'know, today i burped. It's a big deal for me, for i don't burp often (and i'm really excited about it!). As you'd have guessed, i'm a Farter. Most people i know are Burpers. Makes me wonder what percentage of the world population are Farters, Burpers and even more amazing - the Farpers or Burters (Farters + Burpers). But what disappointed me was that it was such an unimpressive burp - silent, sudden, so stealthy i didn't see it coming. And as quick as it came, it ended even more quickly. Probably half a second.
Do y'know how long i've waited for a burp since the last one? Considering i burp once every three months, it's a very long wait i must say. In between, i must have had let out about two hundred farts. I'm not being very environmentally-friendly, am i? Sorry ok, i'll try to cut down. I just eat too much onions, i like them very much you see. I also normally shit three times a day but i imagine that's already too much information for you. But if you have irritable bowel syndrome like i assume i have, well, high-5! I know it sucks when you have to run to the toilet practically after every meal, but it beats having constipation and staying in the toilet for hours and nothing productive comes out of it. Hor? But my sympathy goes out to you, people with constipation. Really. And don't forget the oldest advice, drink at least eight glasses of water a day! And get enough fibre intake. It really helps! (=
Okay something different now. Guess what, i have figured out my future (for the umpteenth time in nineteen years, yes i'm aware)! F'course, it may not be the same as the one God has planned and written out in His big book but it seems exciting all the same. I don't know but i'm hoping that if God thinks this isn't such a bad idea after all, He'd do some amendments to my destiny. It's so fun, i tell you! 'Cept that... i can't tell you now. But y'know what, only a naïve optimist like me would come up with such an idea. But it beats being an eternal cynic. Not that there's anything wrong about having some skepticism about certain things, and no offence to non-believers of sorta-happy-endings, but if cynicism serves a function, then it obviously does not do me much good. And surely it doesn't hurt to dream while your feet are still firmly planted on the ground? I do that, but with my hands raised to my face, cupping an invisible bowl. Say a little prayer.
fara // 20:41
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