Monday, August 28, 2006
I wrote a beautiful entry, so easy to understand, unlike my usual entries and it chose to be Houdini. Poof! Like that. I almost screamed the female genitalia in Hokkien but found myself choking on my own breath and counted to five like Cheryl does when she goes into her random spasms ("One-two-three-four-five!" shake shake shake). I almost cried a river but then realized i'd be dehydrated beyond help by then and would have to die a sad and horrifying death -- sad because no amount of Evian water and Clinique moisturizer can rehydrate me; horrifying because my corpse would resemble a 87-year old wrinkled prune, devoid of all kinds of moisture.
Blogger, you are horrible! I am shaking my fists at you now! All my innocent self innocently did was to innocently highlight my beautiful half-written innocent entry to be pasted onto Word as backup in case it decides to play Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? but oh so sorry, it already did. Talk about irony! I'm not about to repeat the same mistake again. I will be smart and type my entry onto Word straightaway next time and frequently SAVE SAVE SAVE in case Houdini's spirit decides to hop over to the wordpad and does the disappearing act again.
But hohoho... i'm typing all this out on Blogger now. Let's see if Blogger will be unkind again, if my entry decides to be Chipsmore now-you-see-now-you-don't, if i'm still Hilton dumb. (And hopefully tomorrow i can recall most of the stuff i typed out in my first entry. Pfft!)
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fara // 01:20
I wrote a beautiful entry, so easy to understand, unlike my usual entries and it chose to be Houdini. Poof! Like that. I almost screamed the female genitalia in Hokkien but found myself choking on my own breath and counted to five like Cheryl does when she goes into her random spasms ("One-two-three-four-five!" shake shake shake). I almost cried a river but then realized i'd be dehydrated beyond help by then and would have to die a sad and horrifying death -- sad because no amount of Evian water and Clinique moisturizer can rehydrate me; horrifying because my corpse would resemble a 87-year old wrinkled prune, devoid of all kinds of moisture.
Blogger, you are horrible! I am shaking my fists at you now! All my innocent self innocently did was to innocently highlight my beautiful half-written innocent entry to be pasted onto Word as backup in case it decides to play Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? but oh so sorry, it already did. Talk about irony! I'm not about to repeat the same mistake again. I will be smart and type my entry onto Word straightaway next time and frequently SAVE SAVE SAVE in case Houdini's spirit decides to hop over to the wordpad and does the disappearing act again.
But hohoho... i'm typing all this out on Blogger now. Let's see if Blogger will be unkind again, if my entry decides to be Chipsmore now-you-see-now-you-don't, if i'm still Hilton dumb. (And hopefully tomorrow i can recall most of the stuff i typed out in my first entry. Pfft!)
fara // 01:20
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