Wednesday, March 01, 2006
happy march!
I have a very emotional stomach -- it gets upset really easily. Susah nak jaga hati dia tau. Sometimes it just loses its temper and starts throwing tantrums, that's when i start getting gassy and consequently (and may i add thoughtfully) stay away from people. I'm a considerate farter most of the time, really. Just sometimes i tend to lose it and i get a kick out of spreading the gassy lurrrve to the already polluted environment. So hyperactive la, my stomach. I need to spike my stomach's drinks with valium.
Yesterday saw kakak and me at the local drugstore. Miss Cashier was ringing up the purchase. I saw Mr Durex and Gang.
Sometimes i'm hit with a sudden pang of fear when i'm public.. do you?
Yeah... sometimes.
Why don't you get a pack and be Extra Safe?
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So apt, you!
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fara // 14:23
happy march!
I have a very emotional stomach -- it gets upset really easily. Susah nak jaga hati dia tau. Sometimes it just loses its temper and starts throwing tantrums, that's when i start getting gassy and consequently (and may i add thoughtfully) stay away from people. I'm a considerate farter most of the time, really. Just sometimes i tend to lose it and i get a kick out of spreading the gassy lurrrve to the already polluted environment. So hyperactive la, my stomach. I need to spike my stomach's drinks with valium.
Yesterday saw kakak and me at the local drugstore. Miss Cashier was ringing up the purchase. I saw Mr Durex and Gang.
Sometimes i'm hit with a sudden pang of fear when i'm public.. do you?
Yeah... sometimes.
Why don't you get a pack and be Extra Safe?
Kak...
What la.
I'm afraid we won't be as close after you're married... shall we get a pack always stick Together?
It's so lame, i'm amused. Last one okay?
Kak, are you okay in that shirt? If not, you can always get this for some Comfort.
I'd wanted to go on but the expression on kakak's face was... let's just say im lucky she hadn't placed a condom over my head.
Alritey, i'm going to start reading bio now. After i've found the book.
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Fara -- [adjective]: Extremely flatulent 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
So apt, you!
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fara // 14:23
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