Hellomoto!

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Now say it again, and louder and deeper!
"Hellomoto!"
Wahahahahah

Yeah go smirk and snigger and nyeh nyeh nyehh. I have a bimbo phone, so what? Hahaha. Doesn't make me one. UNLESS, i start dying my hair blonde and grow extra flesh on my chest and start failing my exams and go around saying "that's hot" to... maybe ovens or something and kick dogs just because my feet feel itchy. Yeah it doesn't make any sense at all but that's bimboism mah... haha

And since i'm at it, i've stuck a name to my phone. I call her Kat. I think Kat sounds ambiguous... nothing straightforward. So my phone has a complex personality, much like its interface, and i'm only saying this because i haven't overcome my fear of mastering the use of a phone which is not of a Nokia parentage (which is about the only brand i've ever used, besides Samsung) but i'll be fine in due time... if the novelty of having a phone greeting me "Hellomoto!" every time i switch it on doesn't wear off anytime soon. I mean, surely for a gadget that sounds friendly and polite... it wouldn't cause much nightmare to me, would it. Would it?? OKAY NOW HOW DO YOU MAKE A PHONECALL??